Pathan Ne Dariya Men Dubte Hue Ek Bachche Ko Bacha Liya Aur Thodi Der Baad Dubara Dariya Me Fenk Diya! Ek Rahgir Ne Karan Pucha To Pathan Bola Ke Purani Kahavat Hai "Neki Kar Dariya Me Daal!"
Pathan Ke Ghar Shaadi Ke Bees Saal Baad Bachcha Hua Aur Pathan Udas Ho Gaya! Padosi Ne Pucha "Yaar Tu Udaas Kyon Hai?" Pathan Apna Thobra Latka Ke Bola " Bees Saal Baad Bachcha Hua Aur Vo Bhi Chhota Sa!"
Pathan College Men Ladki Se Bola "I Lav Yu"! Aur Fir Ladki Ko Bola "Ab Tum Bhi Mujhe Bolo"! Ladki: Main Abhi Jakar Sar Ko Bolti Hu! Pathan: Vo Pagal Ki Bachchi Sar Shadi Shuda Hain; Tum Mujhe Bolo Mujhe!
Ek Jamadar Gatar Men Jhukkar Kachra Nikal Raha Tha Pathan Ne Dekha To Bola "O Yara 6 Nan Hamara Bhi Laga Do"
Pathan Ne Galti Se Kisi Dusre Ke Mobile Par 100 Ka Balence Bhej Diya Fir Thodi Der Baad Fon Karke Bola "O Yara Hamara 100 Rupya Wapas Karo"A Aadmi Bola "Hamare Paas To 80 Rupya Hi Aaya Hai"A Pathan: Ruko Abhi Ham 20 Aur Bhejta Hu
Pulis: Tumhara Dost Kaise Mara? Pathan: Pata Nahin Wo Bola Mere Pet Men Chuhe Kood Rahe Hain To Maine Usko Chuhe Marne Ki Dava Khila Di